Notes on  ASBESTOS CORK AWARD 

Once, long ago at MIT, there was a FLAMER so consistently obnoxious
that another hacker designed, had made, and distributed posters
announcing that said flamer had been nominated for the asbestos cork
award. (Any reader in doubt as to the intended application of the
cork should consult the etymology under FLAME.) Since then, it is
agreed that only a select few have risen to the heights of bombast
required to earn this dubious dignity -- but there is no agreement on
which few.

J3N Research Labs

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